The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to live.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!