The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to circumcise yourself

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to not exist.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to get in the van

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!