Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!