The power to see via toe nails

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power... to read this

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to to think less

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!