The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!