The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to like this power

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to plank

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!