The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to talk to your elbow

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!