a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!