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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.
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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.
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kabloooeeey!!!
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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.
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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)
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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.
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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away
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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.
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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...
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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed
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The power to become black!
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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.
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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun
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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.
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The power to communicate with sperm.
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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty
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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song
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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble
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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.
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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power
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The power to close your nose
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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders
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The power to turn gold into lead.
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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!