The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!