The power to become a llama.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to come second in any race

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power of self mind control

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power of being yourself

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to see in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!