The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to kill yourself

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!