The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!