- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep if your not awake

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to not think of a productive power.

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power of gentle breeze

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

They power to be able to make meth.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

Pointless Super Powers