- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

Super-slowness

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to Google "Google".

The power of gentle breeze

The power to become black!

Pointless Super Powers