The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!