The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!