The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to have a power

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!