The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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blindness

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!