The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!