- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become black!

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to have a power

The power of gentle breeze

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

Being Aquaman

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to think.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the powre to spel

The power to troll.

Pointless Super Powers