the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!