- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The ability to see into the present.

The power to repel women.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to see when people fart.

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to lose this power.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to troll.

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

Pointless Super Powers