- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to vomit through your anus.

To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to know where the beef is

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

The power to troll.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

Pointless Super Powers