The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!