- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

Third armpit.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

the power to fax people with your mind

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

The power to attract bullets

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to grab a cats face

Pointless Super Powers