the power to fart every time you blink

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To call me maybe

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have a power

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!