The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!