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the power to talk to your elbow

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to not exist.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to make cats burp.

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!