DIY LOL
Candidate Equals
Japan is Weird
LOLercoasters
ffuuu
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
…
Next ›
Last »
???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ???l?q? ???
thumb_up
thumb_down
+121
the power to talk to your elbow
thumb_up
thumb_down
+121
The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+121
The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+117
The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+117
The power to see 147 billion years into the future.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+115
The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+111
The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM
thumb_up
thumb_down
+109
The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint
thumb_up
thumb_down
+101
the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
The power to not exist.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+97
The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?
thumb_up
thumb_down
+97
The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist
thumb_up
thumb_down
+95
The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?
thumb_up
thumb_down
+89
The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+87
The power to make cats burp.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+87
The power to pee quietly in public toilets.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+83
The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times
thumb_up
thumb_down
+83
The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+79
The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+79
The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond
thumb_up
thumb_down
+75
The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!
thumb_up
thumb_down
+67
The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+47
« First
‹ Prev
…
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!