The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!