The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Grass eating

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to shit in your eye

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!