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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.
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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.
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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level
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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.
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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.
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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist
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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes
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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea
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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.
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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead
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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network
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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.
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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.
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The power to predict the present
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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times
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the power to fart the alphebet
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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*
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The power to die when you change emotions
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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside
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The power to put on socks with one hand
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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.
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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.
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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind
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God tier Waste of Space
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!