the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!