The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to summon earthworms

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!