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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.
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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.
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the power to read captchas
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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.
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The ability to see everything in black and white.
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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.
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The Power to forget you ever had a power.
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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.
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the ability to constantly have the fever
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the power to sneeze cum
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The power to see in black and white.
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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.
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The ability to turn into an embryo
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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie
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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times
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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.
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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*
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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer
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The power to see into the present
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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay
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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries
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The power to read autistic people's minds
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The power to see who is writing these powers
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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!