The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!