- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to not be able to get powers

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

the power to instantly die

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to predict the present

Pointless Super Powers