The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!