The power to make cats burp.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!