The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to come second in any race

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power of self mind control

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the power of being yourself

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to see in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!