the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!