The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to speak Braille.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!