- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to type slower.

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power of gentle breeze

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

Being Aquaman

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!