The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!