- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to predict the present

The power to die

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to get hard at will.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to not be funny

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

Pointless Super Powers