the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the power to turn on a random guys tv

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to turn into a skittles bag

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to smile uncontrollably.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

thumb_up thumb_down -51

the ability vote up this superpower

thumb_up thumb_down -51

The power to be -100% faster...

thumb_up thumb_down -55

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

The power to listen to justin beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -71

The power to poop without wiping

thumb_up thumb_down -71

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to transform gold into nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to die in one second

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!