The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to like this power

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!