- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

32% Levitation.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

Liam Brudenell

The power to kill yourself

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

Pointless Super Powers