The power to die when you die

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to plank

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!