The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!