The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to see when people fart.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to troll.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!