The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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To call me maybe

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to kill yourself

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to die

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!