The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to have a power

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to stand still for five hours

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power to have no power at all

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!