The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the powre to spel

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to die when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!