The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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the power to in power your self

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The ability to levitate birds

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!