The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to make out of thin air

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the power to become demented

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to see through water.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!