The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to be powerless

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!