The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to be dead

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!