The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to set money on fire

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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Acid pee

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!