- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to smell sounds

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

Pointless Super Powers