the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!