The power to speak only one language

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to become black.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!