The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!