- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to not be able to get powers

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

the power to fail at everything you

The ability to see everything in black and white.

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

the power to instantly die

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

Pointless Super Powers

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough