the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!