the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Third armpit.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!