The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!