The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!