The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!