- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never end your .

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to see through anything except air.

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

The power to change your eyebrows daily

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

Pointless Super Powers