The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to become black!

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!