The power to summon earthworms

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to Google "Google".

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Grass eating

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!