the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to see through windows

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the power to always hug people

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!