Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to die when you die

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to jump faster.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!