Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to have a power

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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power to have no power at all

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!