The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to lock open doors

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!