The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to never get drunk

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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32% Levitation.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!