Grass eating

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the power to fart mace

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!