Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power of self mind control

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to kill yourself

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!