the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to complete math exercises

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!