The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to die at will

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The power to fly when you fart

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be a walrus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!