- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to divide by zero

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to not be able to get powers

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

the power to talk backwards

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

Pointless Super Powers