- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to pee out blue

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power to beathe

power to kill dead ppl.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to have a power

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

Pointless Super Powers