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the power to talk to your elbow

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!