The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to levitate birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!